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american\ idol
1. (American Idol) (1604↑, 253↓)
It's rigged. I mean think about it... over 60,000 people supposedly try out for it and yet they have so much early footage of people who make it to the top 12... And they purposely let absolutely horrible singers through to see the judges, because mocking bad singers is a huge attraction to the show... Also... notice the unusual balance of the runner ups and winners of the show... I mean first season... an attractive white young female wins - runner up is a young white male, then a large black male - runner up an geeky looking white male, then an average sized black female - runner up is a larger younger white female, then another attractive white female - runner up attractive white male, then an older white male - runner up a young white female. In order to maintain this balance, I think the winner this year will be a young black male or female... and the only one who really matches this is Jordin Sparks. Go Jordin\! Even if you were already selected to win, early on. Despite being rigged though, it is pretty darn entertaining, if you don't have anything better to do.

GF: Hey, isn't American Idol is on... ME: Who cares? Its as rigged as [Boot Camp] or [Judge Judy].

2. (American Idol) (944↑, 526↓)
A television show that glorifies human flaws for our enjoyment

American Idol fucking sucks

3. (american idol) (966↑, 743↓)
A stupid show that idiots try out for because their life sucks. The judges are complete dolts who think they know everything and all the "competition winners" always look the same and sound the same. (Their careers last about 2 weeks). A make-money-fast idea that is dragging on while it can.

"Oh, no... yet ANOTHER American Idol..."

4. (American Idol) (423↑, 205↓)
A stupid, overrated karaoke show that shouldn't have even been on the air in the first place.

I'll bet the American Idol 'judges' can't even sing as well as they can criticize.

5. (american idol) (326↑, 155↓)
A crappy reality show where bratty kids overbutcher songs sung by the greatest legends alive like Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross. What's even worse is that horny 11-year girls vote for the crappiest singer in the universe and support this gay ass show. The highlight of the show is when that bitch Paula slaps Simon for like the 89th time in a row. God FOX really does suck

Contestant:If youu were mah girll oh oh yah\! Randy: Yah dawg wasn't feeling it Fuck you guy 11 year old bitch: LYK OMG THAT GUY IS SOO HAWT EVEN THO HE CAN'T SING IMMA VOTE FOR HIM A GABILLION TIMES\! american idol is coorperate shit

6. (american idol) (257↑, 120↓)
American Idol is a television show that claims to find talent and a unique singer out of a pool of contestants. In reality, the show is designed to find someone who can sing at least decently and then throws them to the record labels where their creative control is sapped away. Most of the time, winners are not successful in their careers. The show is generally aimed at young people who have the opportunity to vote for the singer they think has the most talent. Oftentimes, these people will vote for the contestant who they think is the "hottest" as opposed to someone with actual talent, thereby throwing the whole concept out the window. Over the course of the last few seasons, the show has become more about ratings than singing as indicated by showing more of the "bad" singers for the sake of audience entertainment. Contestants are also led to believe they have talent when they actually have no talent at all, making their elimination all the more devastating to them, much to the audience's delight. The show has slipped into pointless redundancy as each subsequent winner after the first season has not achieved any commercial success. Also questionable is the choice of judges. Randy Jackson has only released one album and Paula Abdul's albums have been rated by critics as mediocre at best. Simon Cowell's only appearant role is to garner some sort of response from the contestant through the use of overly harsh critisism, yet again for audience response. Rarely does he give any constructive critisism and most of the time, downrights insults the contestant ("You look the like The Incredible Hulk's wife"). All in all, a successful attempt to exploit the teenage generation by providing the "entertainment" of the contest leading up to the winner, and the promise of a new and "talented" pop singer.

An excellent example is Kelly Clarkson, the first winner of American Idol. She was carved from a talented singer on the show to a whorish, teenybopper favorite with a synthesized voice. All subsequent winners after Clarkson have not achieved any commerical success.

7. (American Idol) (401↑, 277↓)
To vomit. The term comes from the vomit-inducing television series.

My sister got a bad fever and ended up "American Idol"ing three times.

8. (american idol) (200↑, 148↓)
The WORST show in the history of television. At least it's good for laughs because most of the contestants CAN'T sing.

American Idol is absolutely HORRIBLE to the ears.

9. (American Idol) (83↑, 34↓)
a really overhyped bad show, where pretty boys and [PYT]s get their [famous 15 minutes] attempting to sing on [TV] and in most cases, prove that they have absolutely no talent whatsoever. The whole contest is rigged up, the lousiest contestants are purposely kept in the contest for a period of time just to rile up viewers' passions to motivate them to call up and say that the lousy contestant [sucks] [big time]. Those who do have any measure of talent at all, winner or not, sometimes get a recording contract and are set up with [hack] songwriters and producers who put together the "Idol"s first album, which is a pile of [trash] - IOW, whatever talent there may be is completely wasted. American Idol sucks.

American Idol is a lot like [Star Search], a "talent search" TV program of the [Eighties] that seemed to have all the [chump]s performing on it.

10. (american idol) (75↑, 28↓)
The TV show you avoid if you don't want to be ear-raped.

No one on American Idol can sing. Period.

11. (american idol) (169↑, 122↓)
A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing.

Bob: Lets watch American Idol and see idiots try to sing\!

12. (American Idol) (100↑, 58↓)
An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage." "All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke." "Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

13. (American idol) (56↑, 18↓)
1.An completely useless show in which people try to raise publicity of themselves regardless of musical talent 2.An American who travels to many countries and has sexual intercourse with many partners without receiving a disease

I only watch American idol for the tryouts

14. (American Idol) (45↑, 9↓)
A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.

I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.

15. (American Idol) (85↑, 49↓)
THE WORST SHOW EVER\!\!\!\! I dont know how it is still on but its g2g. Im tired of watching it.

American Idol is FUCKED UP\!\!\!

16. (American Idol) (47↑, 14↓)
A pop-cultural phenomenon that is so disgustingly implanted into american culture, that's it's nearly impossible to escape. A show with a similar appeal to your local open-mic night \@ the cafe, the exception being that one or two people \@ the open mic have at least a shred of musical talent, & are freely allowed to express it as musicians. A show to help boost Intermix Media/Myspace, which Murdoch owns, by capturing the internet culture as well as the television drone nation, to create real competition for MTV, & eventually corner the market on the net, once it becomes more corporate controlled, & politically restrictive, which it is well on it's way to becoming..

I can't even watch a ballgame without one of these American Idol sucks over-singing, off key, or flat renditions of God Bless America, or the national anthem.

17. (American Idol) (37↑, 9↓)
An American television show that is part of a collective effort to perpetuate a shallow, one-dimensional view of music. Those with an ability to sing are given a chance at a record contract. Not specifically those with exceptional creative abilities, but those who are able to carry a tune through a verse-chorus-verse-Top 40-3:30 of regurgitated sound. It is made even more ominous by its rabid nation-wide following.

"It's time to evolve ideas. Evolution did not end with us growing thumbs, you do know that, right?" -- Bill Hicks That example does not use "American Idol" in a sentence, but this does.

18. (American Idol) (38↑, 13↓)
1. A show where people with no talent go to pretend that they can sing. 2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win. 3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.

Do you think that [Susan Boyle] will win on [American Idol]? No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.

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19. (American Idol) (58↑, 35↓)
The longest informercial.

American Idol trying to sell 400 albums in one week

20. (american idol) (26↑, 8↓)
where dreams go to die and where temporary legends are born

ever hear of ruben studdard, fantasia burrinno, taylor hicks, or david cook. all are past winners of american idol

21. (American Idol) (19↑, 2↓)
The show where getting second place actually means you won.

Dude: How come you only hear from the people who get 2nd place on American Idol after it ends? Other dude: You watch American Idol? Faggot.

22. (American Idol) (73↑, 56↓)
Entertainment for people with no lives.

The only two good things about American Idol are Simon Cowell (hot) and Constantine Maroulis (hotter).

23. (American Idol) (50↑, 34↓)
Another lame attempt by the television studios to make us suffer or should I say laugh, through the episode. Another boring tv- reality series.

Two Words. William Hung.

24. (American Idol) (57↑, 43↓)
A tv talent show with [word]Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and bag of lard Randy Jackson. It has very high ratings and has made millions for Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller(don't they have enough money?) Expect rubbish spin-off movies and programs to come from this and lots of cover versions.

"Gee American Idol is on the tv"

25. (American Idol) (26↑, 14↓)
[American] [Karaoke], [Shit], [Rubbish], [Corporate] ear rape, teenage mind melter, destroyer of all things good.

American Idol is coming on in in 5 minutes. Great, can you plug the toaster in when you see me entering the shower with it?

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26. (American Idol) (54↑, 43↓)
TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money. After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with [pop idol], [Simon Cowell] sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.

If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.

27. (American Idol) (37↑, 29↓)
lame worthless show that wastes everyones time because once it gets to the top ten everyone gets contracts

Lets just say "rigged"

28. (American Idol) (35↑, 28↓)
1. [poo] 2. show that [Fox] puts on instead of [24] and pisses me off

Person 1: Hey lets watch American Idol\! Person 2: You're a [Faggot]

29. (American Idol) (0↑, 3↓)
A show where contestants compete to become the winner. The show is enjoyed and loved by millions of americans. The show has brought amazing singers to the music world. It is the \#1 show in America.

[American Idol] is the best show ever.

30. (american idol) (230↑, 234↓)
1. A show dumbing down America's youth or better yet, everyone who watches it. 2. A show searching for America's new "sensational singing idol." The contestants there have no edge, they are controlled by the stupid American Idol scene and plus, they can't even sing and even if they do have a talent, they would perform shitty songs. 3. The show has great ratings but it's just filled with a bunch of low-life losers seeking money from this terrible piece of sweaty turd they call a show. SEE [OVERRATED]

1. This is what happend to [George Bush], he watched American Idol too much and look at the result. 2. Contestant \#482: If joo wadda bee wit meeh, uhh... bleh? Simon: That was tewible. 3. Only [preps] watch fucking American Idol.

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31. (american idol) (24↑, 30↓)
Show that used to be good but then began to suck at the middle of the 2nd season. The only reason i watch...some of those bitches CANT SING A NOTE\!

person 1: HOW THE HELL DID WILLIAM HUNG BECOME FAMOUS?\!?\! person 2: I dont know, but his career has lasted longer than the winners careers have\!

32. (American Idol) (25↑, 31↓)
Holding a call-in vote as we speak, to decide whether or not this show will stay on the air\! Call in and be heard\!

Call toll-free 1-888-USA-IDOL To keep the show on the air, press 1. To keep the show on the air, press 2. BAH fuck it all we don't have a say in this. damned corporate ninnies.

33. (American Idol) (35↑, 42↓)
One of the worst shows ever\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! the only good thing is Simon Cowell.

Simon is so mean its great.

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34. (American Idol) (1↑, 21↓)
This show is a solo singing competition where thousands of people between the ages of 15 to 28 audition in hopes of becoming the next Carrie Underwood or Kelly Clarkson. American Idol’s purpose is to find new, fresh, and raw talent; the best in the country. Singing auditions are held in cities across the United States, where contestants give it all they’ve got for a chance at a record deal.

[American Idol]

35. (american idol) (169↑, 192↓)
A definition that europeans use on urbandictionary to insult the united states, failing to realise the guy who owns the damn show is european.

Englishman "American idol sucks" American "Why don't you watch the teletubbies you fag"

36. (american idol) (48↑, 77↓)
a giant talent competition, which no one should have any reason to hate.

watch american idol on fox\!

37. (american idol) (30↑, 59↓)
Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.

Survivor: The Musical.

38. (American Idol) (28↑, 58↓)
a show everyone watches but afraid to admit it. yes, even the guys.

simon is sexy and makes the show much better

39. (american idol) (14↑, 49↓)
Stop fighting\! As interesting as it is to see you swear over nothing, would you see this bull in a offline dictionary, one where you CAN'T add things? No. Personally if I owned this site, I would make it so you can't add things anymore. Luckily for us all, the real owner is a heck of a lot nice than me. Anyway, did I get my point across? Now, for the definition, a TV show where people try out to sing. Nearing the end, we can vote on the next American Idol.

American Idol is a television show that keeps me entertained.

40. (american idol) (13↑, 51↓)
1. A program that showcases hot young talent and allows one winner a contract with a recording company. 2. A person or thing that everyone in America loves and wants to be.

1. That bitch on American Idol is hot as ballz\! I wanna stick it in her ass cheeks\!\! 2. Saddam Hussein is such an american idol.

41. (american idol) (21↑, 60↓)
A stupid tv show that gets rep just because peeps wanna see Simon Cowell be mean to the people that are trying to become an American Idol. The people just try out for because they work in barber shop and have sucky lives. Well poor you i guess you shoulda went to colege. And a niger called Randey one of the juges acts like a complete idiot when he trys to be cool when he says "Dog". Man can you say anything else. Will it ever stop American thats my concern. But i hope it will. Paula sometimes kiss's Simon and its so gay she trys to act all cool when she does it.

"it sucks llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

42. (American Idol) (26↑, 65↓)
A talent show for everyday young people to become superstars. Judged by beautiful sweet Paula Abdul, harsh but sexy Simon Cowell, and everyone's dawg, Randy Jackson. Hosted by the awesome Ryan Seacrest, one of the best shows to come across FOX in years.

What kind of talent show is this? It's no American Idol\!

43. (American Idol) (17↑, 57↓)
American Idol

The sho gives so many kids something to look forward too. It helps them to know that even, I can be all that I want to be.

44. (American Idol) (24↑, 78↓)
THE BEST FUCKING SHOW TO EVER HIT TELEVISION. EVERYONE WATCHES BECAUSE IT IS BRILLIANT\! Well, actually the talent is aight, I just tune in to watch the judges fight back and forth and Simon and Paula flirt with each other.

American Idol, the best fucking show on tv, has the highest ratings of anything.

45. (American Idol) (13↑, 70↓)
Clay Aiken....obviously\!

American Idol found....shows over\!

46. (American Idol) (12↑, 90↓)
American Idol is the best and Ruben is gonna WIN\!\!\!

American Idol was so cool last night..

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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